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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

De one with Cactus and EGM

Declining days

Lemme ask you a question: Have you ever watched this movie "Just my luck"? It stars pretty Lindsay Lohan and above-average Chris Pine. Or even better, you get to live it? Yes, I've been suspicious on whether I'm being "sucked" into being in a living script. My luck's kinda in jeopardy. Wondered if it was the cactus for Xmas which are strewn all over office except my table. For a moment, I thought "indoor cactus pricks your life" (Crayon, 2010) was nothing but a mid-wives' tale. Turns out..hmm.. nears convincing.

Since Monday, every morning's buzzing with eventful of... Urgh.. unpleasant "surprises"! Mails missing during postage and had to be reprocessed, calling client to solve other people's problem, being faulted for stock take conducted last year, solving discrepancies without information; feels inevitable and terribly-alone against the odds. Should I continue further, it'd have formed a chapter of my memoir.

Come closer.. let me share something with you alright.. All thanks to my cardio-blood cells.. they have managed to revived and revamped a bottle right in the inner compartment of the left ventricle. Mitral valve has been contained successfully. Projection plans has it for extra "problems" storage for 30% of the left atrium. Yes, the Jasons held an extraordinary general meeting today.

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The following were resolved:

The members have unanimously agreed and hereby approve for halo-Jason to be reappointed as secretary for the "don't-know-how many(th)" neuron-wave of meeting. The Board veto against emo-Jason who was vying for similar post. Poll of votes was executed with 1 breath-second. Results were in favor of Board's proposal.

The members voiced their appreciation to healthy-Jason for his recommendable efforts to deter fats and face-buanging ("dire-condition" in sound-effect Singlish). Except an imaginary thumbs-down from lazy-jason, the remaining members unanimously agreed and hereby approve to reward the said Jason a few hours of time for continual physical training and dieting.

Operation "telling others your problems" have been put to haul. The members have been warned and whom agree for utilisation of "bottling-up". Effective day as at today. Concerns were raised on future blood-pressure expenditure and scarcity of energy. The members proposed and vote in favour of forming a "bright-a-Jason-day" cabinet headed by easy-going Jason; co-opt by optimistic-Jason.

As there were no further business, the EGM was concluded.

Finally, a vote of thanks to the CEO Jason for chairing the meeting.

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Yup, yesterday was amusing, conspiracy "maybe I should get a big cactus or garden of cactus to tareh ("withstand" in Malay) all the power of neighboring effectors". Today cooking up with the holding of EGM. Man.. everything's woohaaing do I need a shrink?? Obviously not! I'm good. Just drained from work and lectures, quando quando quando ("maybe" in Italian). 3 down, 3 more to go for this week. Xiong!! ("fiercely challenging/demanding" in Hokkien). Just my luck!

*nearly fell off the chair*